New Englanders are currently the most despised people in America. Nobody who pronounces their R’s and thinks Dunkin’ Donuts coffee tastes like a hobo’s taint thinks that the region is deserving of the success its enjoyed over the past two decades. Over the past 18 years, Bostonians have only gone without a championship in the four major sports eight times, never going more than two years without hanging a banner. Oh, the suffering.
— Colin Beatt (@Listen2TheBeatt) February 5, 2019