I once got a Valentine’s date off of Tinder that I met on the site the morning of. Greatest idea ever? For me, no. She looked nothing like her picture and had clearly put on a bit of weight since those college pictures were taken. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not judging, but I don’t like misrepresentation. However, if you’re going for it all and trying to get a one-time date for V-Day to brag to your buddies about afterwards, at least make it worth it. If you’ve been married for a long time and things are getting lackluster, spice it up. Screw the chocolates and eating at the same place you do every year. Cook a killer meal and serve some damn good, deal sealing drinks. Trust me, it works. The day my parents dropped me off at college, my dad said to me, “Son, learn to make a couple good meals from scratch, and you’ll get laid.” My dad has always been my bro. Here’s some tasty drinks to up the night time activities on V-Day.